20 ways to make ur roomate crazy
1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala
barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate
anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam,
balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org
kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi
tidor.
2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik,
jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah
balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit.
Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia
"Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"
3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit
kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?"
dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik
kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3
kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya,
kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg
dia cakap.
4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat
lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap
hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah
merebak!"
5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor
dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas
seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan
cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik
dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar &
menghempask an pintu bilik dgn
kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu
kat situ.
6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan
setiap malam sambil merenung roommate
anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak
lama lagi..."
7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga
jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2.
Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil
berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"
8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup
lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar,
bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat
"Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.
9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik,
cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh
saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu
buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau
rupanya..."
10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan
penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2
pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap
yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian,
cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu
pengsan balik.
11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2
tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit
dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu
letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw
yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap
mak dia akan telefon balik.
12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat
sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas
dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda
kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan
betul.
13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan
kedai/rum ah kedai berdekatan
rumah/ kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan
bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak
sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu.
Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg
menjumpai roommate anda.
14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd
sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat
hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2
muka bodoh dan confused.
15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam.
Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil
makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam
tengah tengok wayang.
16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran
dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik.
Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau
wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu
habis.
17. Kalau roommate ada binatang
pelihara an, spt kucing, offer utk beri
makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2
keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut
sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.
18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate
anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam,
lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik
rebonding. ..". Sekali-sekala buat masa
dia tengah tidur.
19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia
macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu
panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.
bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.
20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas,
bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap
ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap
ata s katil dia. Mesti dia terkejut
sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2
ada mayat.
dijamin berkesan..
......kenape kena ulang menda ni? suke sgt ke bt roomate anda jadi gila dgn anda??..
erm..for me the roommates or sometimes we call friends give me the reason for life...how your life with your roommates 'aka' friends give the satisfaction for the whole life...usually friends will be the person who know us better..do the best for us..sometimes have their sacrifice...doing the things together...being the best friends ever...share the good and bad story..and the others things as well....suppose a roommates is the very good friends for that time being...this special person might be come from the different part us...might be totally different...big, small, fat, thin or having different characteristic with us...size doesn't matter right? no matter what this person will be..we still having them for any time we needed...but how if this person did not come to us? missing?....yup..missing and being not functional at all..? in a modern term...not doing what the other friends 'aka' roommates do, what we suppose to do?? hurm...there are some blank balloon in the air...are we did not good enough of being a good roommates as well? did we do anything wrong?...nobody can answer for that blank....some answer says talk and say something...break the wall..wow, that not really easy for some people...the thing of how this person being missing in our life make that moment are so 'breathable' and disgusting...we think that being silent is the best way....give this person a spaces...give back what this person gave to us..give the best we can do as appreciate for the 'missing' event...thats better for me...because time will wipe all the memories...not all the memories...because some of the memories is really need to remember...but this missing thing will be wipe away along the time passes, and as long we meet new person in our life...
life no mercy..trust me..!!
1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala
barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate
anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam,
balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org
kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi
tidor.
2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik,
jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah
balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit.
Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia
"Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"
3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit
kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?"
dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik
kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3
kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya,
kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg
dia cakap.
4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat
lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap
hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah
merebak!"
5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor
dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas
seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan
cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik
dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar &
menghempask an pintu bilik dgn
kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu
kat situ.
6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan
setiap malam sambil merenung roommate
anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak
lama lagi..."
7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga
jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2.
Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil
berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"
8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup
lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar,
bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat
"Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.
9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik,
cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh
saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu
buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau
rupanya..."
10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan
penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2
pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap
yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian,
cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu
pengsan balik.
11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2
tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit
dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu
letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw
yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap
mak dia akan telefon balik.
12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat
sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas
dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda
kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan
betul.
13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan
kedai/rum ah kedai berdekatan
rumah/ kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan
bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak
sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu.
Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg
menjumpai roommate anda.
14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd
sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat
hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2
muka bodoh dan confused.
15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam.
Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil
makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam
tengah tengok wayang.
16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran
dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik.
Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau
wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu
habis.
17. Kalau roommate ada binatang
pelihara an, spt kucing, offer utk beri
makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2
keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut
sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.
18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate
anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam,
lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik
rebonding. ..". Sekali-sekala buat masa
dia tengah tidur.
19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia
macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu
panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.
bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.
20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas,
bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap
ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap
ata s katil dia. Mesti dia terkejut
sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2
ada mayat.
dijamin berkesan..
......kenape kena ulang menda ni? suke sgt ke bt roomate anda jadi gila dgn anda??..
erm..for me the roommates or sometimes we call friends give me the reason for life...how your life with your roommates 'aka' friends give the satisfaction for the whole life...usually friends will be the person who know us better..do the best for us..sometimes have their sacrifice...doing the things together...being the best friends ever...share the good and bad story..and the others things as well....suppose a roommates is the very good friends for that time being...this special person might be come from the different part us...might be totally different...big, small, fat, thin or having different characteristic with us...size doesn't matter right? no matter what this person will be..we still having them for any time we needed...but how if this person did not come to us? missing?....yup..missing and being not functional at all..? in a modern term...not doing what the other friends 'aka' roommates do, what we suppose to do?? hurm...there are some blank balloon in the air...are we did not good enough of being a good roommates as well? did we do anything wrong?...nobody can answer for that blank....some answer says talk and say something...break the wall..wow, that not really easy for some people...the thing of how this person being missing in our life make that moment are so 'breathable' and disgusting...we think that being silent is the best way....give this person a spaces...give back what this person gave to us..give the best we can do as appreciate for the 'missing' event...thats better for me...because time will wipe all the memories...not all the memories...because some of the memories is really need to remember...but this missing thing will be wipe away along the time passes, and as long we meet new person in our life...
life no mercy..trust me..!!
